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[electrotoxic]

@STR1NG0FP34RLS

username

@STR1NG0FP34RLS

name

Saturn

age

22

hometown

Lagrange Point 5

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text, un: sextus

[megatheorem]

Do you know how to cook? And/or clean a frying pan?

Re: text, un: sextus

[electrotoxic]

first off no
second off no but it cant be THAT different from cleaning other kinds of metal right

[megatheorem]

If I were an expert in washing dishes I wouldn't need to ask. I'm afraid I've immolated a whole pancake.

[electrotoxic]

how.

[megatheorem]

Well, the usual way you burn a pancake, I guess?

[electrotoxic]

pal
my good friend sex pal
listen to me
i want you to pretend i'm an alien who's never heard of pancakes
and i want u to walk through this step by step

[megatheorem]

I mixed the ingredients. I prepared the pan. I poured the batter. I triple checked all of the instructions just in case. It was on fire.

[electrotoxic]

you put the pan on the stove, right

[Saturn is currently being forced to process the idea she might somehow know more about cooking than someone and that's a really scary thought.]

[megatheorem]

Of course. It didn't spontaneously combust.

[electrotoxic]

and the stove was turned on?

[megatheorem]

Wondering how else it would burn my pancake, but yes.

[electrotoxic]

im just trying to go over every possible variable here ok

[megatheorem]

Fair and appreciated. It's been suggested that I didn't use enough water?

[electrotoxic]

how much water DID u use

[megatheorem]

Enough, I thought. Maybe I misread a measurement.